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Kicky and Water Scooter

water scooter roars on lake

water scooter roars on lake, scares fish

Fish depressed, sad anxious. asks Fish King for advice

Fish king says: Bastard strong. Fish weak. Must ask for help

Fish asks Napoleon to blow up bastard on roaring water scooter. Napoleon refuses, not enough cannonballs

Fish council is sad, hopeless

In the meantime Kicky stands on lakeside dock. Roaring water scooter bastard rides close.

Kicky asks roaring scooter bastard: can I kick you in the scooter?

Of course you can! shit yeah go ahead! if you can, freak! My name is Kicky.

THUD! Water scooter bastard flies away, his jet ski water scooter in pieces

The Sun says: yee, quiet for now. one dickhead less. time to make sunset

Tag: bastard cannon explosion fish jet ski kick Kicky king lake Napoleon noise water scooter

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