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Ejaculair maiden diversity flight

It’s the scheduled flight to New Yurt City. 600 passengers on board. and counting. the buggers keep squeezing in. Everybody wants to fly zero carbon

Dower interviews Ejaculair pilot: new, economical as well as ecological airplane? yes, powered entirely by ejaculation.

Dower interviews Ejaculair pilot: No testing no risk.

Dower interviews Ejaculair pilot: PLUS We have amazing flight plan fished out from the sea

Dower interviews Ejaculair pilot: in the maiden flight it is crucial to count . where’s diversity when everybody’s trained? EjaculAir rules are clear: over 50% crew has to be not trained in anythingon a highly trained crew

Dower interviews Ejaculair pilot: We have very diversified crew: in addition, we proudly have crew members from all walks of life and abilities. such as gardening assistants, couch potatoes, sob’s, homeschoolers, stressed dog moms, pottery wheel drivers..

Dower interviews Ejaculair pilot: what do you say about persistent rumors that planes spew chemicals that kill braincells and thus all humans with few exceptions are moronized sheep zombies? not with the ejaculation technology. here we only spew ejaculates. that will impregnate all uteruses

Dower interviews Ejaculair pilot: If not uteruses, the gallbladders will be impregnated.

Dower interviews Ejaculair pilot: They will be impregnated with something diverse, very diverse! kinda unknown surprise, like a brick, a housewifum platypusum, a cute overcombed parrot.
but what do I know.

SPFLUHT! The Ejaculair Plane accidentally started engines.

Announcement to passengers: passengers! we experienced
technical error. pilot launched
premature ejaculative, the fuel is spent.
Ejaculair will not refund your tickets, instead will take you to court for damaging the plane. We keep your luggage as a proof of your wrongdoing. see y’all soon.

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