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Homeopathy Awareness Fundraising Concert

Homeopathy Awareness Fundraising Concert intro

Homeopathy Awareness Fundraising Concert pianist begins

Homeopathy Awareness Fundraising Concert pianist plays one sound: "ding"

Homeopathy Awareness Fundraising Concert pianist bows to audience. Audience claps.

Concert pianist asks, if anybody is still in the audience

Kicky appears, and asks: "Can I kick the grand piano?"

Pianist answers Kicky: Only if you are certified and licensed Dingler piano company maintenance technician in good hanging and this is a schedulerized routine maintenancing servicum call and you are the underprovided and underperforating minoritized disinfrenchized margrinized
Margarine.
And adds: Owned by union of screwdrivers

Kicky kicked the Grand Piano. Opera roof came off, debris fly. The drunk, smoking sun says: "WTF. Dumb platypuses"

Grand Outro Finale by rock band "The Surprised", to lyrics:
"no doubt in hell,
dong ding!
she kick’d da thing,
it crumberized, it pulverized
it smithreenized
hence we sing"

Tag: concert ding drunk explosion grand piano homeopathy kick Kicky newspeak opera piano sun the surprised union

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