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2D Imbalanced Helmeters

We, 2d helmeters, are kind of imbalanced

standing is precarious, but it can be done. for a short time

so is wheelblading. only the best can do it. for a very
short time

Shooting muskets is ok, although rare and increasingly elite

Conversations tend to be unnecessarily long

often to the point of exhaustion

so we kinda need to shop all the time

but then comes reaching for stuff

I’M NOT SURE IF ANYBODY THOUGHT THIS. A CANE.

it will never work. ridiculous stuff, waste of time and material. not tested, not proven, let’s move on. half-WITTED HALF-baked. the guy is cuckoo. RUBE GOLDBERG THINGAMAJIG. more such doohickeys and we could close up shop.

Personal gyroscope-controlled, APP-CONNECTED helicopterized crane. ATTACHED TO CUSTOM ORTHODONTIC BRACES. pure brilliance! wowz. Genial.. that just may be the ticket! BANKS WILL STAMPEDE TO SECURE FINANCING. SHARES ARE already sold and gone.

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