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Shit Machine

Professor does research - shit machine

shit machine research: shit in - shit out

shit machine - anything can be turned into shit

shit machine too expensive - I can supply humans from Earth

are you humans efficient shit machines?

humans are valuable and have many man y many feelings

We are capable of full range of emotions

it is inside humans that makes them valuable

I'll take it as yes

Scaring them shitless improves output

Sheet Morre! Scaring them shitless

Tag: food humans machine people planet professor shit

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